IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...

Opening Credits: Let's Hear That String Part Again, Because I Don't Think They Heard It All The Way Out In Bushnell (Sufjan Stevens)
Waking Up: Wordplay (Jason Mraz)
First Day of School: Cinder and Smoke (Iron and Wine)
Falling in Love: The Legionnaire's Lament (the Decemberists)
First Song: Long Day (matchbox twenty)
Fight Scene: The Year of Driving Languorously (The Lucksmiths)
Breaking Up: Gaston (Beauty & the Beast)
Prom: The More I See You (Michael Buble)
Life: Innocent (Our Lady Peace)
Mental Breakdown: O Valencia (The Decemberists)
Driving: God Only Knows (the Beach Boys)
Flashback: Lua (Bright Eyes) this would be awesomeeeee for a flashback
Getting Back Together: Over the Moon (RENT)
Wedding: Leslie Anne Levine (the Decemberists)
Birth of a child: Ten (Jimmy Eat World)
Final Battle: Me (Beauty & the Beast)
Death Scene: Waited (Our Lady Peace)
Funeral Song: American Dream (Better Than Ezra)
End Credits: A Spindle, A Darkness, A Fever and A Necklace (Bright Eyes)
Title of Movie: The Bones of an Idol (The New Pornographers) oooooh i like.

who doesn't want to know everything about my life? i mean, honestly.

( Do it. You know you want to. )

my favorite thing to do when i'm at work, getting paid $9 an hour, is update my lj!

even though mommy just came over here and yelled at me for being on aim.

i'm working, i SWEAR.

i just ate a doughnut and immediately regretted it.

i love my roommate because she texted me to tell me that The Decemberists were in rolling stone, and so i got it, and i love it, and there's a picture, and colin meloy is so deliciously odd-looking. it's amazing. :)

it's the little things that make me happy.

i haven't written anything (i mean like poetry or anything) in a really long time and it really sucks. i wish i could be inspired buuuuut...i'm not. it's probably because i have such a short attention span. hmmmm.

i'm not wearing any eyeliner today and i feel naked. i don't even know how this happened!

well, i guess this wasted enough of my time and i have to go find something else to entertain myself now.

and as fucking boring as this truly is, i know colleen will still love it and love me, and that's ALLLLLL that matters.

well, i've been thinking it's about time i actually updated my lj. and it's NOT because someone (colleen) said that updating just to show off my cute neglected!pluto icon doesn't count. i'm doing it of my own free will. Damn the man!

fuck. now i remembered why i never update. i have nothing of interest to say.

i really have to pee, but i'm too lazy to move. so, that sucks.

let's see. i'm glad it's october because it's my favorite month. what i don't understand is why when it's midnight on october 1 every single channel doesn't just play horror movies 24/7. that'd be ideal. what can i be for halloween this year? i don't actually know what i'm doing but i like to dress up. suggest some costumes. perhaps something slutty.

you know what? i'm already bored with this. my creativity valve must be broken. :(

peace out, kids.

there are things i could say, but i'm very tired. this post is really only to showcase this icon i love.

omg.

oh, my god.

andrew and micah....watch SVU.

i'm literally going to start crying from the joy.

i'm not even kidding. really.

oh, i am SAD.

(munch and mariska pic again in celebration of this fact.)

tonight i had a life. score one for me.

i love meggers and lauren reese and laura. and i love reflecting on high school. especially the part where we badmouth just about everyone except each other and are reminded of all the people we forgot we went to high school with. and found out who's gay now, who's had an abortion, and the like. good times.

also, our outing tonight really got me inspired to get my license. i have to go retake the test when my permit expires in 15 days, but i have some motivation. not sure why, but i'll take it!

also not sure why i'm lj-ing. i got some motivation for that too!

but i'm far too tired for creativity.

hello. i am at work. here is a survey, because i am bored. and a baaaaaaaad employee. tried to put it behind a cut, but i didn't know how.

( Cut? )

i really just need to post a new entry, because, i've been on livejournal every day since i've been home and i was starting to get sick of my unloved and unappreciated music meme. so, even though no one will read this, i...did it anyway.

oh, and i also am obsessed with icons, so i need to make posts and such to use all of my fun new icons!

sadness at saying goodbye to elliott last night. :(

happiness at being surprised today with tickets to a charity book reading with THE jo rowling and THE stephen king (and john irving) in august. fburhkebjdjhdd could anything be better?! :)

i hope meggers reads this at some point, because i wasn't here when she imed me the other day and i miss her and want to see her!

i am emplooooooyed. thank god. i was so not looking forward to job hunting when i got turned down for one the other day. some job hunting. less than 24 hours after i was rejected (who would reject ME?!) i got a job at one of the best universities in the country. pretty sweet deal!

I feel like these are all going to super obvious to everyone, but I always think that about guessing games pertaining to me. It's always easy when you have the answers, ain't it? Godspeed, my friends.

Music Meme:
Step 1: Pick your favorite lines from 25 of your favorite songs.
Step 2: Post and let everyone you know guess what song the lines come from.
Step 3: Cross out the songs when someone guesses correctly.

1) I was meant for applause/I was meant for derision/Nothing short of fate itself has affected my decision
2) Take a look at my body, look at my hands/There's so much here that I don't understand/Your faith-saving promises, whispered like prayers - I don't need them
3) And if I say to you tomorrow, "Take my hand, child, come with me", it's to a castle I will take you where what's to be they say will be. Catch the wind, see us spin, sail away, leave today, way up high in the sky.
But the wind won't blow, you really shouldn't go, it only goes to show that you will be mine, by takin' our time.
4) Are you sick of guys who come on too strong? Who just want to see you wearing a tight thong? Well, I don't even know what a thong is but I got an A+ on the Teen Charm quiz.
5) It was your hello that kept me hanging on every word, and your goodbye that keeps me listening for your voice around each corner
6) But for now we are young, let us lay in the sun and count every beautiful thing we can see
7) You're the sweet crusader and you're on your way. You're the last great innocent and that's why I love you.
8) I'm trying to reach your hand but I'm on fire I never meant to fade away...
9) Empty and cold, but it keeps me alive. I gave it my soul so that I could survive. Keeping me safe in these chains...
10)But where was it when I first heard that sweet sound of humility? It came to my ears in the goddamn loveliest melody. How grateful I was then to be part of the mystery, to love and to be loved. Let's just hope that is enough.
11) Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts? Hot ashes for trees; hot air for a cool breeze? Cold comfort for change? Did you exchange a walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
12) Slow dance, and fast dance, and clap clap clap our hands. My moves will be so hot you'll have to stand under the fan.
13) I need you now. Do you think you can cope? You figured me out, I'm a child and I'm hopeless, I'm bleeding and broken though I've never spoken - I come undone.
14) The razors and the dying roses plead I don't leave you alone. The demi-gods and hungry ghosts and god, god knows I'm not at home.
15) Love is a bond without reason, a cry for connection, a light in your eyes. Love is a reason for living, a reason for trying, a reason to cry.
16) The telephone is ringing, disconnect the line. The tension, oh, it's building. But I'm alright, yeah, I'm alright. And the stars are colliding, so you might as well, oh you might as well let me go.
17) Cold late night so long ago when I was not so strong, you know, a pretty man came to me - never seen eyes so blue. You know, I could not run away, it seemed we'd seen each other in a dream. Seemed like he knew me, he looked right through me.
18) I believe forgiveness is the key to your unhappiness. I believe that wedded bliss negates the need to be undressed. I believe that God does not endorse TV evangelists. I believe in love surviving death into eternity.
19) You touched my heart and touched my soul, changed my life and all my goals. And love is blind and that I knew when my heart was blinded by you.
20) Like the naked leads the blind, I know I'm selfish, I'm unkind. Sucker love, I always find someone to bruise and leave behind.
21) And there's a memory of a window, looking through I see you searching for something I could never give you. And there's someone who understands you more than I do.
22) Looking in my own eyes, I can't find the love I want. Someone better slap me, before I start to rust, before I start to decompose. Looking in my rearview mirror, looking in my rearview mirror, I can make it disappear - I can make it disappear, have no fear.
23) They're just lies. I have told a couple, now, that's a lie right there. I've told so many more, but I'm not keeping score. God, I love your smile. Does this make it over? I know. Come down, breathless Heather, I know.
24) And I hang like a star, fucking glow in the dark for all those starving eyes to see, like the ones we've wished on.
25) Slow down, you crazy child, and take the phone off the hook and disappear for a while. It's alright, you can afford to lose a day or two.

The end. Some of these are really long. And I just know everyone's going to be like pssssssh EASY!OBVIOUS!HEATHERSUCKS!

i COULD be cleaning my room. but instead, why not update my LJ? good times.

87.5 on my economics test woooooooooot. Usually I kill myself at any grade lower than a 90 but in this case I will come down off my pretentious, perfectionist grade pedestal and say YAYYYYY because economics burns me. Yeah, I don't know what that means either.

So, I went to Colleen's house this weekend. And it was great. Let's recap:

On Thursday we got on the bus. I was confused by this foreign BUS system because once again I am pretentious and I only fly. On international flights. But I survived and I had a total connection with this guy who did not get on my bus and it broke my heart a little bit. And may I just say that later Colleen said she was there and she believed me that I was making it up. I was NOT making it up and that bitch should appreciate all the overanalysis I even initiated this weekend!! Hmph.

Anyway, I love road trips and I really enjoyed the bus ride and such. Then we got to her house and let me eliminate the boring stuff immediately. I ate soup and the next day she gave me a tour of her tiny town in which she showed me a few important landmarks and then the rest was her pointing out the houses of people I don't know. I stopped paying attention but I think she enjoyed the tour, for herself, so that's good.

Later, we went to Canal View Cafe where she works and that was glorious and she introduced me to the stove. We couldn't eat meat because it was Friday in Lent, so whatever God. I like meat. Then we went to Meghan's house and I met Meghan and Jenn and we went in the hot tub where my hair froze. Seriously, every piece of my hair that got the slightest bit wet turned to ice. It was awesome. Then we played Scattergories which of course warmed my heart and soul I love that game.

We were up until 5, slept until 1, and then spent five hours watching Nsync videos that we taped back in the day. Yeah, that's right, I said Nsync. I refell in love with Lance because he was my fave. Oh, me...Lanceluvr04 4eva. Then we went to the play, there was music, chaos, and...muscles. And then Denny's was delicious chicken fingers, MASH, pictures, good times all around. I met Scotty and Beth Amuso. I would say more but if you care, you were there.

Then Colleen and I had an in-depth conversation from about 4 until 6. That was great, and we played cards. Two hours of sleep later, we were on our way to the bus. It was an even more enjoyable ride because we were both punch drunk and crazy. I said many hilarious things, and wrote a book.

Later I got coffee and then I spilled it on my knees in the subway by poking a hole in the bottom of the cup. But there was a very good explanation behind my doing that! As I told Colleen, one minute I wasn't poking a hole in it and the next minute I was. You see my logic?

Blah blah blah, school, Dad, computer, Oscars, killing myself, leaving my room and being so tired I didn't know how I had ended up in the bathroom.

Today.

I will end with: *hair seductively in front of eyes* Jaaaaaaaaames. *wink*.

Open iTunes/iPod or Windows Media Player to answer the following.
Go to your library.
Answer, no matter how embarrasing it is.

How many songs? 780. that is...quite not a lot.

Sort by artist:
First artist: Adam Sandler
Last artist: Zero 7

Sort by song title:
First Song: #41 - DMB
Last Song: Zak and Sara - Ben Folds

Sort by time:
Shortest Song: 0:24, Tune Up #3
Longest Song: 20:00 The Wonderful Future - OLP

Sort by album:
First Album: (What's the Story) Morning Glory - Oasis
Last Album: Yourself or Someone Like You - matchbox twenty

First song that comes up on Shuffle: i don't like two the same answer. *pouts* Zak and Sara

How many songs come up when you search for "sex"? 2
How many songs come up when you search for "death"? 0
How many songs come up when you search for "love"? 35
How many songs come up when you search for "you"? 123
How many songs come up when you search for "why"? 6

the end. i would post, but i am too boring and must get to blanketforts.

The Year That Was 2005

~January~

1. Did you have a new year's resolution this year?
no...maybe...well, probably.

2. If so, what was it and did you go through with it?
who knows? i never do, and then i forget.

3. does it snow where you live?
yes.

4. do you like hot chocolate?
yes.

5. have you ever been to times square to watch the ball drop?
nope.

6. do you or anyone you know have a birthday in this month?
Jess, Jamie

~February~

1. who was your valentine this year?
Alina? Colleen?

2. what did you get your valentine?

valentine's day is sillyyyyyyy.

3. what did your valentine get you?
valentine's day continues to be silly. but i wanted shoes.

4. when you were little, did you buy valentines for your whole class?
of course. i love everyone!

5. do you or anyone you know have a birthday this month?
Meggers, Kristin and multiple family members

~March~

1. are you Irish?
yeah, man...100% irish. well, that's my story and i'm sticking to it (i'm NOT polish or german!)

2. Do you wear green on St. Patty's Day?
yes!

3. what did you do for St. Patty's day?
i remember going to kaelber's class.

4. do you or anyone you know have a birthday in this month?
Joey, Kati, Leah


~April~

1. Do you like the rain?
i <3 rain!

2. Did you play an April fool's joke on anyone this year?
apparently i think all holidays are sillyyyyyy...

3. do you get tons of candy on easter?
um, easter was in march this year.

4. do you or anyone you know have a birthday in this month?
no, but earth day?

~May~

1. What's your favorite kind of flower?
yellow roses and black-eyed susans

What happened to ..2? gay

3. Do you like the spring?
yes

4. Finish the phrase: April showers bring may flowers, but what do may flowers bring?
uh, bees? birds? birds and the bees? ooooh...i'd better keep my calendar open for may!

5. What would you think of as a spring color?
yellow. i love yellow!

6. do you or anyone you know have a birthday in this month?
jennn

~June~

1. What year did you graduate from high school?
2004

2. Did you go on any vacations during June?
never

3. do you or anyone you know have a birthday in this month?
colleeeen, alexis, lauren, sam, annie

~July~

1. What did you do on the 4th of July?
took candace to see the fireworks. what a great episode!

2. would you consider yourself patriotic?
i remember wanting to come back to america after my trips to europe because i can get normal food..

3. did you go on any vacations during this month?
i never go on vacation.

..4? anybody? wat

5. do you or anyone you know have a birthday in this month?
marce, aunt donna, david, harry!

~August~

1. do you do anything special to end off your summer?
MUSIKFEEEEEEST!

2. what was your favorite summer memory of '05?
there are many in august.

3. do you go swimming a lot in the summer?
i used to. my pool this year was green, and this year i thought there was something blue on the bottom of the pool, but really it was the one spot where there wasn't a layer of dirt.

4. do you go to the beach a lot?
i hate the beach.

5. do you or anyone you know have a birthday in this month?
MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME! and others. but...uh...ME!

~September~

1. Did you attend school/college in '05?
yes

2. who is/was your favorite teacher?
would you like to join my kaelby fan club?

3. do you like fall better than summer?
looooooooove fall.

4. BIRTHDAYS
dave - maybe.


~October~

1. what was your favorite halloween costume ever?
i was a witch when i was 4, and i terrified myself. that didn't really answer the question, but there you go.

2. do you still go trick or treating?
no, but you know what? i would. free candy.

3. what's your favorite candy?
anything starburst related.

4. what did you dress up like this year?
nothing. i wanted to be a slut, but SOMEONE wouldn't respect me...

BIRTHDAYS:
candace, jess, tiffy, morgan

~November~

1. whose house do you usually go to for thanksgiving?
Mine

2. do you like stuffing?
depends on who made it.

3. what are you thankful for?
lots of things!

Birthdays:
aliiiiiiiiiiiina


~December~

1. do you celebrate christmas?
yes

2. have you ever been kissed under mistletoe?
no :(

3. what do you want this year for christmas/Chanukah?
oooooh jess had a good answer. love is good. but i want new boots.

4. what's the best present you ever got for Christmas/Chanukah?
that's a tough question, because i am very spoiled.

5. do you like cold weather?
no!

6. do you or anyone you know have a birthday in this month?
Liz, Alicia

7. What is your favorite holiday?
this is asked in december...does that mean it has to be a winter holiday? well, i choose halloween. i beat the system.

8. How did you celebrate New Years (2004-2005)?
i ate steak, taught alina a new word, and got face raped by rupert. festive!

well, not quite. i still have my math final tomorrow. but i am amazing, so i'm not worried.

who else thinks it's horrible that i only got $62 back for my books, and colleen got $84, but she was cheap enough to make me give her $5 after i got back $10 for the french book we share? the audacity. it's not like i still owe her money from buying me snacks at the movies, or for paying for the cab to the mall the other night, and the last time we went to the mall. or anything like that.

i <3 christmas cards! i got one today from my loving son, billy, age 5. daddy loves you, billy!

i don't feel like putting in the effort to say anything else.

when i have sooooo much to do! yay!

my paper is half written, and my head says it knows what the rest shall say, so i give myself a well-deserved break.

see, i certainly never waste time experimenting with lipstick colors for no apparent reason, dancing like a dancing fool around my room, or making my myspace even more awesome than it already is. i would never...*shifty eyes*

i wish i could do the 12 days of Christmas type fun generator friends usernames thingamajig...but alas, i don't have enough friends. i suck and hate myself.

that's a lie, i love me.

if any of my friends from hoooooome are reading this (ie. meggers bond, that crazy stalker)i shall be home in less than two weeks and hope to spend much quality with everyone! yay!

*hums christmas music even whilst listen to non-christmas type music*

who loves my new layout? awesome. AWESOME. i like yellow!

well, i should get back to work now.

merry christmas to anyone who wants blueskygoodbyes to be a-posting for christmas!

(and by get back to work, i mean stare at my fiber optic christmas tree. the colooooooors...)

So it turns out that I have trouble logging into my lj if i don't put in my password. go figure.

i can't believe i'm back AGAIN today when i obviously continue to have nothing to say. i'm just really, really starved for attention, i guess. but it ALSO turns out that the few people besides colleen who may read my lj do not like to comment unless i specifically tell them too because i am very lax in commenting on THEIRS. i am a horrible human being and i don't deserve to live. or something like that. to all of the people who fit into this particular category, feel free to punish me. forty lashes with a wet noodle?

my lips are incredibly chapped. thus starts the winter season of heather's incredibly chapped lips. (shocking, that is.) it also starts the season of me pulling off the chapped pieces of my lips until they bleed. not fun. i'm such a masochist. and a slave to bdsm? all i need to fulfill my greatest sexual fantasies are for someone to tie me up and then rip off pieces of my lips. sweeeeeet. and disturbing.

so apparently i'm starting a harem. i've been married to alina for quite some time. then i married kati on facebook. and colleen...well, obviously. so then meg(no h)an realized i had so many wives and wanted to join as well. any other takers? i'm not picky, i'll take pretty much anyone, as long as you can pass my sick and twisted tests. and i'll always love alina the most. but that might just be because i miss her so much right now. someone who chauffeurs me around and often pays for my meals. of COURSE i miss her. it helps that she's also a sexy hispanic country, dictator, and adorable boat boy all rolled into one.

it's late and i'm bored and tired but...uh...here you go?

colleen told me her friends from home would read my lj if she asked them to, so i hope that may happen sometime ever. i'll smile.

my livejournal is soooo boring. i am sooooo boring.

i feel like swimming. too bad it's november..

i DO want to update my LJ. however, this is about as good as it's going to get. for real. i have nothing to talk about. puppies?

i have to get back to dancing now.

Go to your iTunes playlist and put it all on shuffle. Say
the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title
as the answer to the question.

1. What do you think of me, ipod?
Take Me or Leave Me - Rent soundtrack

2. Will I have a happy life?
Potato Girl - OLP

3. What do my friends really think of me?
Say Goodbye to Hollywood - Billy Joel

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Love and Trust - OLP

5. What does [insert significant other] think of me?
Sunrise, Sunset - Bright Eyes (I will think of you when my eyes are open, and when they are closed?)

6. How can I make myself happy?
Stop - Pink Floyd...Well, OK

7. What should I do with my life?
Knockin' on Heaven's Door - Guns n' Roses

8. Why must life be so full of pain?
Criminal - Fiona Apple

9. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Janie's Got a Gun - Aerosmith....interesting....

10. Will I ever have children?
Contact - Rent soundtrack

11. Will I die happy?
Can't Fight This Feeling - REO Speedwagon

12. Can you give me some good advice?
Wonderwall - Oasis

13. Do you know where your children are?
Bitter End - Placebo...uh oh

14. What do you think happiness is?
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star - Raine Maida & Chantal Kreviazuk

So I actually did this for a fun a while back, but I was going to redo it because I forgot my answers, and Jess yelled at me, and then I never did, but then I REALLY forgot my answers. I think this new list is God (or my shuffle's) way of punishing me, because these answers are far inferior to the original ones. and they make less sense. which is usually fun, but it would have been better if the songs answered the questions better and just left me little hope for my life.

[x]My friends make me drawings.
[x]I am respected at school/work/wherever.
[ ]The song "Bananas" by Gwen Stafani helps me spell bananas.
[ ]Most of my friends are depressed.
[ ]I own a car I do not drive.
[ ]Cartoons, that's all I watch.
[x]I love it when my friends are happy.
[x]I read the Davinci Code.
[ ]I'm Jewish.
[x]Pasta is my favorite.
[ ]My cat's name is Fluffy.
[ ]I am intimidating.
[ ]I know all the songs in A Nightmare Before Christmas by heart.
[ ]The glass is half-empty.
[ ]I say "That's gay" a lot.
[ ]I am a very light sleeper.
[x]I hug all my friends.
[x]I feel dumb whenever I make typos.
[ ]I can't dance.
[ ]Rap is the only true music.
[ ]Lightning frightens me.
[x]I wish I were cooler.
[ ]I hate buy ing things for my girlfriend/boyfriend.
[ ]Foreign movies irritate me.
[x]I always use semicolons.
[x]I wear a lot of makeup.
[ ]I'm homosexual.
[ ]Drugs help me cope with things.
[ ]I have cheated on a girlfriend/boyfriend.
[ ]I hate shirts with writing on them.
[ ]My cellphone ringtone is some popular song.
[x]I like Greenday.
[x]I wear a lot of jewelry.
[ ]My friends tell me everything.
[x]Math isn't my favorite subject, but I'm good at it.
[/]I have been physically taken advantage of. THAT'S HALF AN X. MAYBE?
[ ]I'm obsessed with livejournal.
[x]I celebrate my pets' birthdays.
[x]I've been hit on by lesbians.
[x]There is something I am addicted to.
[ ]I have a lot of zits on my face.
[x]I hate watching the movie if I haven't read/finished the book.
[x]I don't have a myspace.
[ ]My parents are restrictive.
[x]Sex-scenes are my favorite.
[ ]I hate the smell of gasoline.
[x]I watched Barney.
[ ]My favorite store in the mall is the bookstore.
[ ]By trying to be "nonconformist," I look like everyone else.
[x]I'm putting off something.
[x]Techno is a guilty pleasure.
[ ]I like Ska.
[x]I laugh at jokes I don't understand.
[x]People say I'm funny.
[ ]A friend of mine is named Claire.
[x]I hate all of my ex boyfriends/girlfriends.
[ ]I ride a motorcycle.
[x]I'm a stickler for grammar.
[x]I dye my hair. (not on a regular basis)
[x]People judge me.
[x]Gigantic sweatshirts = love.
[x]This survey is kinda neat.
[ ]I never wear my hair down.
[x]I judge other people based on the music they listen to.
[x]I'm nosy.
[x]Fire is so beautiful.
[ ]I'd be better off alone.
[x] I am a cuddler
[x] I am a great dancer
[x] I am a morning person. AS LONG AS THERE'S NO ONE ELSE AROUND, TALKING TO ME...I KILL THOSE PEOPLE.
[x] I am a perfectionist.
[ ] I am an only child.
[x] I am Catholic.
[x] I am currently in my pajamas.
[ ] I am currently pregnant.
[?] I am currently single.
[ ] I am currently suffering from a broken heart.
[x] I am okay at styling other people's hair.
[ ] I am left handed.
[ ] I am married.
[x] I am online 24/7, even as an away message
[x] I am very shy around the opposite gender at first.
[x] I bite my nails.
[x] I can be paranoid at times.
[x] I currently have a crush on someone
[x] I currently regret something that I have done
[x] When I get mad I curse frequently.
[ ] I don't hate anyone.
[x] I enjoy country music.
[x] I enjoy jazz music.
[ ] I enjoy smoothies
[ ] I enjoy talking on the phone.
[ ] I have a car
[x] I have a cell phone.
[ ] I have/had a hard time paying attention at school.
[ ] I have a hidden talent
[x] I have a lot to learn.
[x] I have a pet.
[x] I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
[ ] I have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" guy/girl
[ ] I have all my grandparents
[x] I have at least one brother and/or sister.
[ ] I have been in a threesome.
[x] I have been to another country.
[x] I have been to Europe.
[x] I have been told that I am very smart.
[x] I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
[ ] I have broken a bone.
[x] I have Caller I.D. on my phone.
[x] I have changed a diaper/nappy.
[x] I have changed a lot over the past year.
[x] I have done something illegal.
[x] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[x] I have had major/minor surgery
[ ] I have killed another person.
[ ] I have had my hair cut within the last week.
[ ] I have had the cops called on me.
[ ] I have kissed someone I knew I shouldn't
[x] I have mood swings
[x] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] I have rejected someone before.
[ ] I have seen The Lord of the Rings trilogy.
[ ] I have seen the television show The O.C.
[ ] I have watched Sex and the City.
[x] I like Shakespeare.
[ ] I like the taste of blood.
[ ] I love to cook.
[x] I like to sing.
[ ] I love Michael Jackson.
[x] I love my friends.
[x] I love sleeping.
[ ] I love to play computer games.
[x] I love to shop.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I own 100 CDs or more.
[x] I own and use a library card.
[ ] I practice a religion that is not considered mainstream
[x] I read books for pleasure in my spare time.
[x] I sleep a lot during the day.
[x] I strongly dislike math.
[x] I think Britney Spears is pretty
[ ] I was born in a country other than the US.
[ ]I watch soap operas on a regular basis.
[x] I will try almost anything once.
[x] I work at a job that I enjoy
[ ] I would classify myself as ghetto
[x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I can name all 7 dwarfs from Snow White
[ ] I am currently wearing socks.
[x] I am tired.
[ ] I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt
[ ]I cannot do splits.
[ ]I hate challenge.
[x]My dreams disturb me.
[ ]I often wear dresses.
[ ]I've been called "fake" before.
[ ]My ears have never been pierced.
[ ]Good posture is a turn-on.
[x]Jesus is my homeboy.
[ ]I hate all the ideas of the hippie population.
[ ]Freddy Mercury is a god.
[x]I have a perverted mind.
[ ]My muscles are bigger than your head.
[x]I eat too much.
[x]I enjoy being checked out.
[x]My skin-tone is synonymous to xeroz paper.
[ ]I hate bottled water.
[ ]I've sent something to PostSecret.com.
[ ]I want to send something to PostSecret.com.
[x]I am so sorry.
[x]There are words and/or phrases that make me cringe when I hear them.
[x]I love to watch gameshows.
[ ]I'm just like everyone else...
[ ]Caffeine is terrible.
[x]I need to shave.
[x]In person, I'm very private. On livejournal, I'm very open.
[ ]In person, I'm very open. On livejournal, I'm very obscure.
[ ]I cannot sleep in.
[x]I hate being told how to do things that I know perfectly well how to do.
[ ]I enjoy foreplay way more than sex itself.
[ ]I can run a five-minute mile.
[ ]1,000 sit ups is an easy task.
[x]I don't do dairy.
[x]Pink Floyd... YES.
[ ]My eyesight is better than my hearing.
[x]"Hate" is a word I use a lot.
[ ]I'm a stereotypical teenager.
[ ]I think about death a lot.
[x]I can't wait until I have kids.
[ ]I am never bored.
[x]I collect(ed) Beanie Babies.
[ ]I sleep on a waterbed.
[ ]I am/was in Water Polo.
[ ]I hate to read.
[ ]I lie more than I breathe.
[x]I have a new crush every week.
[ ]I sing very well.
[x]A shower sounds really good right now.
[x]I talk to Smarterchild on A.I.M.

Why do I always tell lies?! Lies like yeah I swear I'm going to update my LJ this year...

I've been sitting here for like five minutes trying to think of something to say...maybe this is why I don't update.

I'm sick of class and ready for school to be done. I almost slept through my class AGAIN this morning, which would have been bad. But in some ways I respect myself a lot for sleeping through the same class twice and having a third near miss. Because I'm glad I'm not the crazy obsessive overachiever I was last year.

I really need to go shopping. I need to get something better than the New York Post for my dad's birthday, but also mainly I want to buy stuff for myself. Like the argyle underwear I saw at Victoria's Secret while I was home but they didn't have in my siiiiize. And maybe the argyle sweater I saw a few weeks ago too! I loves me some argyle!

I did the google "Heather needs" thing. Heather needs...two therapists. to start wearing a brassiere. an acidic soil. to swing on some swings. to be kept moist. at least two mommies.

It's all so true.

I am happy. Happy happy happy. I continue to bow down to Jess and her rock star matchmaking skills. or skillz.

Je ne veux pas aller a ma classe francaise.

I would love some coffee.

EDIT: My mood before was hungry, but Colleen the Good and Kind fed me. So now we'll go with my second most prevalent emotion this morning...